Lazy, stupid, crazy

So right after a few hours of getting cleaned out in poker, making my usual dumb mistakes from playing too quickly, etc, I open up a fortune cookie and this is what I get: “YOUR CAREFUL NATURE WILL BRING YOU FINANCIAL SUCCESS” (Just like every flop tonight, this was clearly intended for someone else…)

Blog readers, come on down: Suppose, totally hypothetically, that your convertible is parked at your workplace one day, just innocently minding its own business. And some… well it doesn’t really matter what so let’s just assume it’s a “person”… Some person comes up and randomly decides to cut a hole in the top of it. [...]