Lazy, stupid, crazy

It just isn’t very easy to describe how good something is, is it? Saying that another concert was “awesome” or “fucking great” or whatever doesn’t really serve to differentiate it from any other good show. Or to paraphrase: Those three words Are said too much They’re not enough So I guess what I’ll say is [...]

Erik moved in sometime last week. At first I thought he was a cockroach, but I realized my mistake when I noticed his light color, long legs, and penchant for strutting around the carpet right in front of me with the room fully-lit. He got a little more cautious though after I threw a computer [...]

Fortune cookie say: You are always welcome at any gathering

Computers have been pissing me off for a while now. Long enough that I’ve been trying to think of more new and more precise ways to express my pain. The problem with computers, I’ve realized, is not that they do stuff wrong. It’s that when they do something wrong, they do it again. And again. [...]